Birthday
It's his birthday today! And tomorrow. And yesterday. Every
day is his Birthday because he's always born today.
Kiara
Had her kingdom stolen from her by a cat. Her hair used to
be blonde, but now she's so filled with revenge that it turned bright red.
Snapback
Invented taekwon-Jitsu and started her own clothing brand.
Entrepreneur/Martial Artist/Top 30 under 30.
cole
Just woke up from hibernation. He doesn't remember where or
when he went to bed. Definitely wasn't on this TV set.
Captain Hat
is absolutely not hiding male pattern baldness under his
Hat. "NO I'M NOT OVERCOMPENSATING OKAY?!" (Geez this guy needs to calm down).
Dark Bday
Wait what? Who’s this. What happened to birthday? Usually
you don’t survive after your hat is crushed
FatCat
Feels no remorse. and why should he? He’s running a
profitable business. Kidnapping Hatlandians is hard work you know.
Washing Machine
This Washing Machine is TIRED of being yelled at and TIRED
of doing Fatcat’s laundry.
